On the historic occasion of the 150th anniversary that most Indians celebrate every night with tears in their eyes, and few historians remember—the setting up of United Breweries in 1857
After an international beer conference in London, all the world’s top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.
The chairman of Budweiser says, “I’d like the most refreshing beer in the world, ‘The King of Beers’: give me a Budweiser.”
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him.
The Chairman of Guinness says, “I’d like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness.” The bartender serves him.
The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ” I would like the world’s best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.” He gets one.
Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around and says, “just give me a Coke.”
The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.
The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, “Hey Vijay, how come you aren’t drinking a Kingfisher?”
“Listen,” says Mallya, “If you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.”
Like Upendra so eloquently said "Cool drink yaake?"